I’m not saying that material things are important, but it’s MANY Black men out here that won’t loan their “Woman” til her next payday because it’s be deemed as “tricking”. White men act like they have some good gotdamn sense. Ever got some head from a suburban boy with full lips and an appetite for days??? I do not constantly have to yell at Rob for coming home late because Rob respects me and is home in bed by 1.
Also, they understand that while we don’t often get our hair wet, we don’t smell like wet dog when we do. I’m STILL asking Dayquan to get his brush and du rag out my car, 8. Your Grandmother isn’t worried that Trent is going to steal her Sterling Silver gravy boat at Thanksgiving. Some of my Black brothers spend COUNTLESS hours on Twitter, dissecting mixtapes, albums, blogging, but have never said anything like “hard day in the office” or “my manager gets on my nerves”. Most white men have goals, and will let you know of those goals within the first 30 minutes of your conversation. They’ve all either dated or are MARRIED to BLACK WOMEN.
He’s also bringing over a bottle of wine for Auntie Tamika to add to the punch. White men aren’t bothered by my lack of restrictions in the bedroom. It is a bonding experience designed for pleasure and growth. Check out white twitter during 9-5…CRICKETS, People!!!! White men have no problem giving their women gifts.
At the very least, heavier women (like shorter men) feel that if they can convince someone to go out with them, they’d have a chance in person….
Except this isn’t true either, because most people feel duped by the disconnect between your description and real life stature. It is misleading and can only serve as a tool that makes you feel rejected.
I also don’t have to worry about Rob calling me 5453 times in a row because I didn’t respond to his text quickly enough.